Some Homestuck as dumb things me and my friends have done in college:
John: after a group truth or dare asking about guilty pleasures, shouts “Kpop!!” At the exact same time someone else very resignedly said anal. “Oh, you guys meant it like THAT”
Jade: has too many plants in her dorm, realized she could not take them all home over winter break, set up a complicated system of timers and pulleys to periodically drip water in each pot.
Dave: thought he was being so cool as a freshman at homecoming by tailgating with his friend’s frat, accidentally made direct eye contact with an undercover cop and was immediately arrested for underage drinking.
Rose: joined an honors sorority for English majors, failed to pay attention to the name of this sorority, now has to tell people she’s a member of Sigma Tau Delta, aka, STD
Karkat: got convinced by friends (John and Terezi) to do standup comedy at open mic night at a nearby bar, accidentally took twice the amount of anxiety meds as usual, does not remember Any of that night.
Kanaya: once tried to make a joke about bowling and completely seriously said “three strikes and you’re out” and didn’t realize her mistake until 15 minutes of everyone laughing at her later.
Terezi: took 2 five hour energies, cranked out a 12 page paper in 5 hours, then had to be driven to the hospital because she thought she was having a heart attack.
Vriska: was going to smoke weed and go out with Terezi one night but then accidentally got too high so they stayed in instead and watched Planet Earth II.
Jane: tried baking bread in the dorm kitchen, accidentally doubled the recipe, realized she now needs 16 cups of flour, only has 13 cups of flour, substituted 3 cups of flour for vanilla cake batter. It tasted very good, actually!
Jake: was the one that resignedly said anal when asked about guilty pleasures. Turned bright red and made everyone swear to keep it a secret. For the rest of the year any time anyone mentioned butt stuff everyone else in the friend group would exchange a look and Jake would die a little bit more on the inside.
Roxy: downloaded and played doki doki literature club with Calliope and they got super freaked out. Usually really enjoys horror games but this one fucked her up REAL bad.
Dirk: puts on a very good front of being a good student but is actually a mess, turns in corrupted files and incorrect links on purpose so that professors will give him more time to do stuff. Ends up having 5 huge projects due on the Friday before exams because of this and doesn’t fucking sleep all week it’s FINE.
Aradia: started out as a graphic design major and then realized she hated doing shit for other people and transferred to mortuary school at the semester.
Sollux: went to see the midnight showing of infinity wars the night before he had an 8:30 class, went to the class, then fell asleep on a couch outside of the room immediately after until a janitor walked by and woke him up.
